Rick and Morty Season 9
Season 9 is all certified bangers. No AI slop! Just Grade A organic slop, made by real humans with real human traits like back hair and cysts. Please watch, or we'll have neglected our families for nothing.
24 May 2026
Episodes
1. There's Something About Morty
Rick's been lonely, broh. Morty's worried bout side pieces.
24 May 2026
2. Ricks Days, Seven Nights
You try being Rick all the time, broh.
31 May 2026
3. Rick Fu Hustle
You haven't lived till you've chested up at Trader Joe's, broh.
07 June 2026
4. A Ricker Runs Through It
Remembering passwords is hard, broh. Special characters, broh.
14 June 2026
5. Jer Bud
Man's best friend, broh.
21 June 2026
6. Erickerhead
Rick's stomach is mad, bro; but it's all-you-can-eat-and-drink here, bro!
28 June 2026
7. MortGully: The Last Rickforest
05 July 2026
8. Rickuiem Mort a Dream
Hold still broh; it'll make you nice broh.
12 July 2026
9. Salute Your Morts
19 July 2026
10. Field of Dreams
26 July 2026
