Red vs. Blue Season 3

Red vs. Blue Season 3

The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?

12 October 2004

Episodes

Best Laid Plans

1. Best Laid Plans

In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.

12 October 2004

Visiting Old Friends

2. Visiting Old Friends

Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.

24 October 2004

Let's Get Together

3. Let's Get Together

O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.

08 November 2004

You're The Bomb, Yo

4. You're The Bomb, Yo

Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.

09 November 2004

Make Your Time

5. Make Your Time

The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.

10 November 2004

We Must Rebuild

6. We Must Rebuild

Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.

21 November 2004

New Toys

7. New Toys

Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.

06 December 2004

The Greatest Episode Ever

8. The Greatest Episode Ever

(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.

16 December 2004

We're Being Watched

9. We're Being Watched

O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.

17 December 2004

It's A Biological Fact

10. It's A Biological Fact

The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.

17 January 2005

Heavy Metal

11. Heavy Metal

Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.

23 January 2005

Roaming Charges

12. Roaming Charges

Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.

14 February 2005

Silver Linings

13. Silver Linings

The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.

01 March 2005

Episode 50 Part 2

14. Episode 50 Part 2

Church discovers the event of the past are hard to change, and even harder to believe.

15 March 2005

Have We Met?

15. Have We Met?

Church’s travels through time lead him into an unexpected temporal loop of confusion.

22 March 2005

Let's Come To Order

16. Let's Come To Order

Tucker shows off his new bling while the Reds monkey about.

28 March 2005

Hello My Name Is Andrew

17. Hello My Name Is Andrew

The Reds debate the source of an incoming distress signal while Caboose introduces everyone to his new friend.

11 April 2005

Defusing The Situation

18. Defusing The Situation

Church tries to placate Andy, and Grif gets the wrong idea.

02 May 2005

Calm Before The Storm

19. Calm Before The Storm

O’Malley and Lopez begin their attack… their very, very slow attack.

09 May 2005

The Storm

20. The Storm

Church tries to figure out the prophecy of the “Great Destroyer” as O’Malley’s Robot Army inches closer.

18 May 2005

Cast