Two and a Half Men Season 9
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
19 September 2011
Episodes
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
19 September 2011
2. People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
26 September 2011
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
03 October 2011
4. Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
10 October 2011
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
17 October 2011
6. The Squat and Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
24 October 2011
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
31 October 2011
8. Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
07 November 2011
9. Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
14 November 2011
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
21 November 2011
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
05 December 2011
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
12 December 2011
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
02 January 2012
14. A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
16 January 2012
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
06 February 2012
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
13 February 2012
17. Not in My Mouth!
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
20 February 2012
18. The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
27 February 2012
19. Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
19 March 2012
20. Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
09 April 2012
21. Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
16 April 2012
22. Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
30 April 2012
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
07 May 2012
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
14 May 2012