Two and a Half Men Season 5
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
24 September 2007
Episodes
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
24 September 2007
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
01 October 2007
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
08 October 2007
4. City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
15 October 2007
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
22 October 2007
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
29 October 2007
7. The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
05 November 2007
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
12 November 2007
9. Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
19 November 2007
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
26 November 2007
11. Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
17 March 2008
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
24 March 2008
13. The Soil Is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
31 March 2008
14. Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
14 April 2008
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
21 April 2008
16. Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
28 April 2008
17. Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
05 May 2008
18. If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
12 May 2008
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
19 May 2008
