Family Guy Season 3
In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.
10 July 2001
Episodes
1. The Thin White Line (1)
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
11 July 2001
2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
18 July 2001
3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
25 July 2001
4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
01 August 2001
5. And the Wiener Is...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
08 August 2001
6. Death Lives
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
15 August 2001
7. Lethal Weapons
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
22 August 2001
8. The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
29 August 2001
9. Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
05 September 2001
10. Fish Out of Water
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
19 September 2001
11. Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
08 October 2001
12. To Love and Die in Dixie
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
15 November 2001
13. Screwed the Pooch
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
29 November 2001
14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
06 December 2001
15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.
20 December 2001
16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.
21 December 2001
17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
17 January 2002
18. From Method to Madness
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
24 January 2002
19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
31 January 2002
20. Road to Europe
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
07 February 2002
21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
14 February 2002
22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
10 December 2004
Cast
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Gary Cole
Dr. Franklin (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Wally Wingert
Principal Sloan (voice)
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)