Family Guy Season 3

Family Guy Season 3

In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.

10 July 2001

Episodes

The Thin White Line (1)

1. The Thin White Line (1)

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

11 July 2001

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

18 July 2001

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

25 July 2001

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

01 August 2001

And the Wiener Is...

5. And the Wiener Is...

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

08 August 2001

Death Lives

6. Death Lives

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

15 August 2001

Lethal Weapons

7. Lethal Weapons

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

22 August 2001

The Kiss Seen Around the World

8. The Kiss Seen Around the World

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

29 August 2001

Mr. Saturday Knight

9. Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

05 September 2001

Fish Out of Water

10. Fish Out of Water

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

19 September 2001

Emission Impossible

11. Emission Impossible

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

08 October 2001

To Love and Die in Dixie

12. To Love and Die in Dixie

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

15 November 2001

Screwed the Pooch

13. Screwed the Pooch

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

29 November 2001

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

06 December 2001

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

20 December 2001

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

21 December 2001

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

17 January 2002

From Method to Madness

18. From Method to Madness

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

24 January 2002

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

31 January 2002

Road to Europe

20. Road to Europe

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

07 February 2002

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

14 February 2002

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

10 December 2004

Cast