Beavis and Butt-Head Season 5

Beavis and Butt-Head Season 5

31 October 1994

Episodes

Held Back

1. Held Back

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

31 October 1994

Killing Time

2. Killing Time

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

31 October 1994

Beard Boys

3. Beard Boys

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

01 November 1994

Choke

4. Choke

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

02 November 1994

Safe House

5. Safe House

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

03 November 1994

Hard Sell

6. Hard Sell

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

04 November 1994

Walkathon

7. Walkathon

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

10 December 1994

Temporary Insanity

8. Temporary Insanity

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

10 December 1994

Dude, A Reward

9. Dude, A Reward

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

10 December 1994

Walking Erect

10. Walking Erect

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

13 December 1994

Career Day

11. Career Day

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

16 December 1994

Plastic Surgin'

12. Plastic Surgin'

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

19 December 1994

Take A Number

13. Take A Number

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

22 December 1994

Beaverly Buttbillies

14. Beaverly Buttbillies

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

26 December 1994

Tainted Meat

15. Tainted Meat

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

29 December 1994

Stewart Moves Away

16. Stewart Moves Away

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

05 January 1995

Top o' the Mountain

17. Top o' the Mountain

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

25 January 1995

Party

18. Party

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

29 January 1995

Wet Behind The Rears

19. Wet Behind The Rears

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

29 January 1995

Bad Dog

20. Bad Dog

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

09 February 1995

Lightning Strikes

21. Lightning Strikes

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

16 February 1995

Dream On

22. Dream On

Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

23 February 1995

Candy Sale

23. Candy Sale

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

08 April 1995

Animation Sucks

24. Animation Sucks

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

08 April 1995

What's the Deal?

25. What's the Deal?

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

05 June 1995

The History of Women

26. The History of Women

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

05 June 1995

To the Rescue

27. To the Rescue

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

06 June 1995

I Dream of Beavis

28. I Dream of Beavis

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

07 June 1995

Pregnant Pause

29. Pregnant Pause

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

08 June 1995

Here Comes the Bride's Butt

30. Here Comes the Bride's Butt

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

09 June 1995

Screamers

31. Screamers

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

10 July 1995

Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?

32. Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

10 July 1995

Skin Trade

33. Skin Trade

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

11 July 1995

Oil Change

34. Oil Change

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

12 July 1995

Buttniks

35. Buttniks

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

13 July 1995

Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass

36. Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

07 August 1995

Another Friday Night

37. Another Friday Night

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

07 August 1995

Tired

38. Tired

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

08 August 1995

Close Encounters

39. Close Encounters

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

09 August 1995

Womyn

40. Womyn

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

10 August 1995

Premature Evacuation

41. Premature Evacuation

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

11 September 1995

Whiplash

42. Whiplash

Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

11 September 1995

Spare Me

43. Spare Me

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

12 September 1995

Patsies

44. Patsies

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

13 September 1995

Murder Site

45. Murder Site

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

14 September 1995

Spanish Fly

46. Spanish Fly

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

09 October 1995

Sexual Harrassment

47. Sexual Harrassment

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

05 October 1995

Bus Trip

48. Bus Trip

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

10 October 1995

Green Thumbs

49. Green Thumbs

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

11 October 1995

Steamroller

50. Steamroller

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.

12 October 1995

Cast