John Thomson
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Born: 02 April 1969
Played In
Movie
Jul 2026
Nightborn
Jon's Father
Movie
Dec 2025
Fackham Hall
Bill
TV Show
Jul 2025
Secret Life of the Auction House
Self - Narrator (voice)
TV Show
Jun 2025
Celebrity Puzzling
Self - Panellist
TV Show
Jun 2025
Art Detectives
William Titchfield
Movie
Jan 2025
The People Before
Knotweed Man
TV Show
May 2024
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
Self - Narrator
TV Show
Mar 2024
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
Self
TV Show
Mar 2024
The Gentlemen
Frank
TV Show
Feb 2024
Captivated
Geoff
Movie
Dec 2023
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Self
Movie
Sep 2023
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Self
TV Show
Dec 2022
Best Year Ever
Self - Actor
Movie
Dec 2022
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Plank
TV Show
Sep 2022
Celebrity Lingo
Self - Contestant
Movie
Mar 2022
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Self
TV Show
Mar 2022
Sister Boniface Mysteries
Leonard Monk
Movie
Mar 2022
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Self
TV Show
Feb 2022
Dodger
Farmer Grundles
Movie
Dec 2021
Last Train to Christmas
Vic
TV Show
Dec 2021
The Weakest Link
Self
Movie
Jul 2021
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Self
Movie
Jul 2021
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Narrator
TV Show
Jan 2021
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Self - Contestant
Movie
Dec 2020
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Self
Movie
Aug 2020
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Self
Movie
Aug 2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Self/Various Characters
TV Show
Mar 2020
Dog Loves Books
Dog (voice)
TV Show
Mar 2020
McDonald & Dodds
Jimmy Daly
Movie
Sep 2019
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Narrator
TV Show
Aug 2019
Brassic
Colin Popov
Movie
Jun 2019
7 Up & Me
Self
Movie
Mar 2019
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Himself
TV Show
Feb 2019
This Time with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley
TV Show
Aug 2018
The People's Vet
Self - Narrator
TV Show
Jun 2018
Celebrity Catchphrase
Self
TV Show
Apr 2018
Shane the Chef
Movie
Dec 2017
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
TV Show
Sep 2017
Richard Osman's House of Games
Self - Contestant
Movie
Feb 2017
Dying Laughing
Self
Movie
Dec 2016
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Self - Presenter
TV Show
Sep 2016
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Self
Movie
Mar 2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Kevin Ruddock
Movie
Feb 2016
Grimsby
Bob Tolliver
TV Show
Jan 2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
Self - Narrator
Movie
Jan 2016
Billionaire Boy
Len
Movie
Dec 2015
Fungus The Bogeyman
Movie
Oct 2014
Northern Soul
Terry
TV Show
Jun 2014
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Self
Movie
Nov 2013
The Power of Darts
Narrator (voice)
Movie
Nov 2013
Help Point
Stephen
TV Show
Aug 2013
Through the Keyhole
Self
TV Show
Aug 2013
Through the Keyhole
Self - Panelist
Movie
Aug 2013
Dementamania
TV Show
Jun 2013
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Self - Contestant
TV Show
May 2013
Strange Hill High
Various (voice)
TV Show
Apr 2013
The Job Lot
Kevin
TV Show
Apr 2013
Catchphrase
TV Show
Mar 2013
Plebs
Mr. Adolphus
TV Show
Mar 2013
The Mimic
Nigel Lord
Movie
Mar 2013
Pulp
Dave Burns
TV Show
Feb 2013
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Self - Narrator
TV Show
Jan 2013
Father Brown
John Banks
Movie
Dec 2012
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
TV Show
Aug 2012
BBC Comedy Feeds
Steve
Movie
May 2012
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
TV Show
Oct 2011
The Chase: Celebrity Special
Self
TV Show
Oct 2011
Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts
TV Show
Oct 2011
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Self - Participant
TV Show
Sep 2011
Sooty
The Boss
TV Show
Sep 2011
The Jonathan Ross Show
Self
TV Show
Feb 2011
The Lock Up
Narrator
Movie
Nov 2010
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Self
Movie
Sep 2010
The Road to Coronation Street
Harry Kershaw
TV Show
Dec 2009
Heads or Tails
Self - Contestant
TV Show
Dec 2009
Big Top
Geoff
Movie
Nov 2009
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
TV Show
Nov 2009
Angela and Friends
Movie
Dec 2008
Inkheart
Darius
TV Show
Sep 2008
Celebrity Juice
Self
TV Show
Apr 2008
All Star Mr & Mrs
TV Show
Feb 2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Self
Movie
Jun 2007
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Self - Narrator (voice)
TV Show
Apr 2007
Kingdom
Nigel Pearson
TV Show
Mar 2007
Mobile
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
TV Show
Mar 2007
Engineering the World Rally
Himself - Narrator
TV Show
Jan 2007
Skins
Sam Brooks
TV Show
Dec 2006
Ghosthunting With...
TV Show
May 2006
New Street Law
Charlie Darling
TV Show
Mar 2006
Waterloo Road
Nelson Smith
Movie
Jan 2006
The Dealer
Bat
Movie
Sep 2005
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Mr. Windfall (voice)
TV Show
Jun 2005
8 Out of 10 Cats
Self
TV Show
May 2005
Monkey Trousers
TV Show
Nov 2004
Blackpool
Movie
Oct 2004
Fat Slags
Foreman
TV Show
Dec 2003
Celebrity Mastermind
TV Show
Dec 2003
Celebrity Mastermind
Self - Contestant
Movie
Aug 2003
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Interviewee – Actor
TV Show
Jun 2003
The Terry and Gaby Show
TV Show
Mar 2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
TV Show
Jun 2002
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Self
Movie
Feb 2002
24 Hour Party People
Charles
TV Show
Jan 2002
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
Self
Movie
Dec 2001
Station Jim
Harold
Movie
Dec 2001
Dog Eat Dog
Football Coach
TV Show
Nov 2001
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
Sir Donald Tyburn
TV Show
Apr 2001
Murder in Mind
Alan Squires
TV Show
Jan 2001
Bill and Ben
Movie
Sep 2000
Born Romantic
First Cab Driver
TV Show
Mar 2000
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
Movie
Dec 1999
The Flint Street Nativity
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Movie
Sep 1999
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Self
TV Show
Jun 1999
It's Only TV But I Like It
Self
Movie
Dec 1998
You Are Here
Peter Keggy
Movie
Dec 1998
The Fast Show Live
Movie
Dec 1998
Ted & Ralph
Vicar
TV Show
Nov 1998
Cold Feet
Pete Gifford
Movie
Jan 1998
Up 'n' Under
Stan
TV Show
Jan 1998
Roger Roger
Barry
Movie
Nov 1997
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dimitri
Movie
Sep 1997
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Mr. Loughborough
TV Show
Mar 1997
Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem
TV Show
Dec 1996
Pond Life
TV Show
Nov 1996
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist
Movie
Aug 1996
Roger Roger
Barry
Movie
Jul 1996
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
TV Show
Jun 1996
Saturday Live
Cabbie
TV Show
Feb 1996
Silent Witness
DI Warren Bull
TV Show
Nov 1995
Coogan's Run
Fat Bob
TV Show
Oct 1995
Crapston Villas
TV Show
Jun 1995
The World of Lee Evans
Customer
Movie
May 1995
Dangerous Lady
TV Show
Apr 1995
Fist of Fun
Pied Piper of Hamelin
Movie
Jan 1995
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Nathan
Movie
Dec 1994
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Fat Bob
TV Show
Oct 1994
Ready, Steady, Cook
Self - Guest
TV Show
Sep 1994
The Fast Show
Various Characters
TV Show
Sep 1994
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Petty Officer Alan Partridge
TV Show
Sep 1994
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley
Movie
Apr 1994
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Simon Joke
TV Show
Mar 1994
Pie in the Sky
Andrew Vernon
TV Show
Jan 1994
The Day Today
Treasurer
Movie
Jan 1994
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Bernard Right On/Various
Movie
Dec 1993
Paul Calf's Video Diary
Fat Bob
TV Show
Dec 1993
Shooting Stars
Self
TV Show
Sep 1993
Harry
Royo
TV Show
Nov 1992
The Dead Good Show
Various
Movie
Jul 1992
The Weekenders
Policeman 1
TV Show
Jun 1992
Blue Heaven
Waiter 2
TV Show
Feb 1992
Men Behaving Badly
Ken
TV Show
Nov 1991
Murder Most Horrid
Daniel Hoffmeyer
TV Show
Sep 1991
Paul Merton: The Series
TV Show
Jun 1991
Soldier Soldier
Sgt Dunn
TV Show
Oct 1988
This Morning
Self
TV Show
Jan 1964
Top of the Pops
Self - Host
TV Show
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Self - Team Captain
TV Show
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Bernard Righton